The following is already my Orkut profile, but I must ABSOLUTELY dedicate my first post to my dear Harikesh (whom I called Hrishikesh by mistake through my school life!!), for whom I wrote this years ago. He will forever remain my favouritest junior.
Watson & Crick discovered the secret of life. Today You are going to discover the secret of enjoying life.
Great warriors and kings have often asked
What is THE complete secret of being the enigma that is me:
A secret that EVERYBODY knows,
The path that your heart shows.
Live life in kingsize panties
(thongs would do just fine too)
Write bold msgs on your T s.
Maintain a less-than-pristine track record
Act completely at your own accord.
Do everything in style
Always go that extra mile.
Never (unless I say so) fall into line
Stripping during a test does just fine.
Do everything ATROCIOUS that comes to your mind
Like it were the only wish you ever had
Always socialise with the rest of my kind
And then you'll never, ever be sad.
Hang your clothes on the floor
If guests are around, be a big bore.
Always thoroughly read your text
And dont give a damn to what happens next.
P.S.: WELCOME TO MY LIFE
Today I discovered: The diary called "This Diary Will Change Your Life 2008". An absolutely ATROCIOUS diary which is a must for anyone who wishes to lead a happy fulfilling year. Check out http://www.benrik.co.uk/content for more details.
I also discovered some time ago that the spelling of "portrait" is portrait, and NOT potrait!
